Next let's look at versatility. The FoxCo2000 OMD will cut brush up to and including 4x4 lumber, 3/16" walled galvanized steel pipe, sheet metal, barbed wire, glass bottles, even your lawn!! The Troy-Bilt? Saplings up to 1". Try mowing the lawn with the Troy-Bilt and you'll end up with something resembling your preschooler giving the dog a haircut with with those cheesy little plastic scissors!
The FoxCo2000 is self propelled, even when not running! No matter where you are, your self is there too, whether the unit is on or off, and can always push, pull, or throw (Did I mention the FoxCo200 weighs under 20 lbs.!!) it where you need it. It's so light, even a child could use it! With no drive gears or gearbox to wear out, the self propelled drive feature never needs adjustment (Except possibly chiropractic)! Sure, the Troy-Bilt has an engine driven propulsion system, but where's the excercize in that? Sure, I want to be dragged around the yard by a fancy two-wheel drive system! You pay good money for the machine and it controls you? I think not! Cutting height adjustment is much simpler on the FoxCo2000 than any system before! Simply push down on the end of the directional and velocity control center (handle for the non-engineering types) and your cutting height is up to two feet above your head! The Troy-Bilt, 5" max cutting height! You can't even reach the bottom of the hedges with that!
What would you say if I offered to share the design secrets of my Foxco2000 Organic Matter Destructor with you at no cost? No, come back! I mean it! You too can posess the awsome destructive power of The Foxco2000 on your own property! Here's how we do it:
First, obtain a normal lawnmower. I paid five bucks at a yard sale for mine. It was so cheap because they couldn't start it. No problem, remember, we're going to convert it to electric start.
Next, get out your Sawzall and chuck-up a metal cutting blade.
Then make two incisions equally spaced from the centerline of the front of the mower. The depth of cut determines the maximum capacity of the unit. Be careful not to cut back so far that you expose the non-sharpened part of the blade, it won't cut well, but it will bludgeon quite effectively.
Then, peel back the deck to expose the blade.
Last, cut off the pull starter. A disc grinder works nice!
That's it! Congratulate yourself for being so handy! The author can provide, upon request, FREE written and illustrated plans for the conversion of ANY lawnmower into an Organic Matter Destructor. Of course, I will have to charge a small $4999.95 fee not for the plans, they're free, but for the FoxCo2000 legal defense fund to offset financial losses from the occasional product liability lawsuit. Email me for more details!
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